Bad Bunny "Debi Tirar Mas Fotos" - 84.5
Sabrina Carpenter "Man's Best Friend" - 82.4
Leon Thomas "Mutt" - 78.8
Bad Bunny "Debi Tirar Mas Fotos" - 84.5
Sabrina Carpenter "Man's Best Friend" - 82.4
Leon Thomas "Mutt" - 78.8
Its that time of year for my annual series reviewing all of the album of the year nominees. This year I graded each track out of 100, and then of course averaged it out. On albums that feature interludes, or on certain tracks that are around a minute or shorter, those won't be judged toward the album.
"Mutt" - Leon Thomas
There's a nice drum intro, "She said I used to have a heart, but I don't remember". This is the best feature on the album.
14) "Mutt" remix ft/ Freddie Gibbs
The remix adds some more flow to the original.
"Mutt" had its ebbs and flows, but I found this to be largely a consistent effort from Leon Thomas. The album overall moved at a fairly nice pace. (78.8)
Sabrina Carpenter "Man's Best Friend" - 82.4
Leon Thomas "Mutt" - 78.8
Its that time of year for my annual series reviewing all of the album of the year nominees. This year I graded each track out of 100, and then of course averaged it out. On albums that feature interludes, or on certain tracks that are around a minute or shorter, those won't be judged toward the album.
"Man's Best Friend" - Sabrina Carpenter
With TS12 (The Life Of A Showgirl) on its way, I thought I'd try something out....not simply ranking each album, but ranking them with a tier system. Here's how I did it; going through each album I sorted each song into 5 tiers. Tier 1 is worth 10pts, tier 2 is 7pts, tier 3 is 4pts, tier 4 is 2pts and tier 5 is 0pts. To come up with a score, I take the percentage of how many tracks are in that tier and multiply it by that point value. So with that being said, if an album scores a 5 or 6, its not like I'm ranking it a 5/10.
May seem complicated, but seemed like a good value for this tier ranking.
"Taylor Swift" (debut)
1 - Cold As You, Should've Said No, Mary's Song, Our Song (4) 28.571%
2 - Tim McGraw, Teardrops On My Guitar, Tied Together with a smile, (3) 21.429%
3 - Picture To Burn, The Outside, Invisible, (3) 21.429%
4- A Place In This World, I'm Only Me When I'm With You, (2) 14.286%
5- Stay Beautiful, A Perfectly Good Heart (2) 14.286%
Score: 5.5
A solid first album overall, but as you see a lot of tracks scattered across the middle tiers.
1- Love Story, White Horse, You Belong With Me, Tell Me Why, The Way I Loved You, The Other Side Of The Door, You All Over Me, Mr Perfectly Fine, Bye Bye Baby (10) 38.46%
2- Fifteen, You're Not Sorry, Forever & Always, The Best Day, Come In With The Rain, That's When (6) 23.07%
3- Hey Stephen, Breathe, Jump Then Fall, Forever & Always (Piano), Superstar, We Were Happy, Don't You (7) 26.92%
4- Change, Untouchable (2) 7.69%
5- Today Was A Fairytale (1) 3.84%
Score: 6.69
I questioned whether to go with the original or the re-record. For Fearless I decided to go with Taylor's Version. That will vary from album to album. I feel like this system makes things equal for longer and shorter albums, but here we see an increase compared to debut.
"Speak Now"
1- Mine, Sparks Fly, Back To December, Dear John, Never Grow Up, Enchanted, Haunted, Last Kiss, Long Live, I Can See You, Timeless (11) 50%
2- Mean, The Story Of Us, Better Than Revenge, Castles Crumbling, Foolish One (5) 22.72%
3- Innocent, Ours, Electric Touch, When Emma Falls In Love (4) 18.18%
4- Speak Now (1) 4.54%
5- Superman (1) 4.54%
Score: 7.41
Once again I decided to use Taylor's Version for Speak Now. With this album, as you can see it was quite top heavy, with half the tracks landing in the top tier.
1- State Of Grace, Red, Treacherous, I Knew You Were Trouble, All Too Well, I Almost Do, Holy Ground, The Lucky One, Everything Has Changed, Begin Again, The Moment I Knew, Come Back...Be Here, State Of Grace (Acoustic), Ronan, Better Man, Nothing New, I Bet You Think About Me, All Too Well (10 minute version) (18) 60%
2- We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, The Last Time, Sad Beautiful Tragic, Babe, Forever Winter, The Very First Night (6) 20%
3- 22, Starlight, Girl At Home, Message In A Bottle, Run (5) 16.67%
4- Stay Stay Stay (1) 3.33%
5- (0)
Score: 8.13
When it came to Red, I decided to use the original version (though I based Girl At Home off of Taylor's Version, along with the vault obviously). Red is very tier 1 heavy, but then an even mix between tiers 2 and 3 that knock it down just a bit behind other albums (as you'll see later on in this post).
1- Blank Space, Style, Out Of The Woods, Wildest Dreams, This Love, I Know Places, Clean, Wonderland, You Are In Love, New Romantics, Now That We Don't Talk, Is It Over Now?, Bad Blood ft/ Kendrick Lamar (13) 59.09%
2- Welcome To New York, All You Had To Do Was Stay, Bad Blood, How You Get The Girl, Slut!, Say Don't Go (6) 27.27%
3- Shake It Off, I Wish You Would (2) 9.09%
4- Suburban Legends (1) 4.54%
5- (0)
Score: 8.27
For 1989, I used the original version for the standard album. An incredibly strong album, with pretty much every track landing in the top 2 tiers. Some may scoff at Welcome To NY and Bad Blood being that high, but on a good day they just blend in with 1989.
1- I Did Something Bad, Don't Blame Me, Delicate, Getaway Car, Dancing With Our Hands Tied, Dress, Call It What You Want, New Year's Day (8) 53.33%
2- Ready For It?, King Of My Heart (2) 13.33%
3- Look What You Made Me Do, Gorgeous, So It Goes... (3) 20%
4- End Game (1) 6.66%
5- This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (1) 6.66%
Score: 7.19
Reputation is very tier 1 heavy, with a mixture thereafter. While not among the top of her discography, its an important album nonetheless. It showed the directional shift she could take even within the pop genre from 1989 to reputation.
1- Cruel Summer, Lover, The Archer, Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince, Cornelia Street, Death By A Thousand Cuts, Soon You'll Get Better, False God, Daylight (9) 50%
2- The Man, I Think He Knows, Paper Rings, Afterglow (4) 22.22%
3- I Forgot That You Existed (1) 5.56%
4- You Need To Calm Down, Me! (2) 11.11%
5- London Boy, It's Nice To Have A Friend (2) 11.11%
Score: 6.99
A step down from reputation, but Lover still contains several of Taylor's top songs. That becomes more clear when you hear them acoustically during her Lover from Paris set.
1- the 1, cardigan, the last great american dynasty, exile, my tears ricochet, seven, august, mad woman, betty, peace, the lakes (11) 64.71%
2- mirrorball, this is me trying, illicit affairs, invisible string, epiphany (5) 29.41%
3- hoax (1) 5.88%
4- (0)
5- (0)
Score: 8.77
What is there to say about the gem that is folklore? Released during a rather dark time amidst covid, folklore saw Taylor go in another directional change. Its no surprise that folklore is pretty much entirely in either tier 1 and 2.
1- champagne problems, gold rush, 'tis the damn season, tolerate it, coney island, ivy, cowboy like me, marjorie, right where you left me (10) 58.82%
2- willow, no body no crime, happiness, it's time to go (4) 23.53%
3- long story short, closure (2) 11.76%
4- dorothea (1) 5.88%
5- (0)
Score: 8.12
Before this project I always thought of myself as more of an evermore stan, but here it is over half a point behind folklore. I'd say I enjoy a majority of evermore's tier 1 tracks than folklore's, but there is more of a mix once you get past tier 1.
1- Lavender Haze, Maroon, Anti-hero, You're On Your Own Kid, Bejeweled, Karma, Mastermind, Glitch, Would've Could've Should've, Dear Reader, Hits Different, You're Losing Me (12) 50%
2- Midnight Rain, Vigilante Shit, Sweet Nothing, The Great War, Bigger Than The Whole Sky, High Infidelity, Snow On The Beach (More Lana), (7) 29.17%
3- Snow On the Beach, Labyrinth, Karma (Ice Spice) (3) 12.5%
4- Question...?, Paris (2) 8.33%
5- (0)
Score: 7.71
Not just tier 1, but the strength of Midnight's 2nd tier is enough to make it a top 5 album. When it came to Midnight, I of course used the 3am tracks, along with the other bonus material (including You're Losing Me and Hits Different) which further boosted Midnights.
1- So Long London, But Daddy I Love Him, Guilty As Sin, Whose Afraid Of Little Old Me, loml, I Can Do It With A Broken Heart, The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived, Clara Bow, The Black Dog, imgonnagetyouback, How Did It End?, So High School, The Prophecy, Peter, The Bolter (15) 48.39%
2- My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys, Down Bad, Florida!!!, The Albatross, Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus, thanK you aIMee, I Look In Peoples Windows, Cassandra, The Manuscript (9) 29.03%
3- Fortnight, The Tortured Poets Department, Fresh Out The Slammer, I Hate It Here (4) 12.9%
4- I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can), The Alchemy, Robin (3) 9.68%
5- (0)
Score: 7.56
TTPD is a special kind of album, even beyond being a double album. You can tell it was cathartic for Taylor (as she wrote this during a turbulent time on tour). The variance among the tracks weights it down a bit, but still a solid album. I broke them down separately, and the 1st half (TTPD) got a 7.31 (which would put it around 7th), and The Anthology got a 7.87 (good for 5th).
So the rankings go as follows:
folklore - 8.77
1989 - 8.27
Red - 8.13
evermore - 8.12
Midnights - 7.71
The Tortured Poets Department - 7.56
Speak Now - 7.41
Reputation - 7.19
Lover - 6.99
Fearless - 6.69
Debut - 5.50
I had this idea for a series, going through an artist's discography and building "the perfect album". This is an imperfect science, as I did it by picking out the best Track 1, 2, etc (So there isn't really a concept behind it).
For the first part, I of course started with Taylor Swift, and boy was this tough to narrow some of these choices far. There were quite a few surprises (for example, tracks like "Blank Space" or "Out Of The Woods" not making the cut, and how much representation albums like Speak Now and Lover had among others). These results are as of The Tortured Poets Department.
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Track 1 - The final three ended up being "the 1", "Mine" and "Lavender Haze", a pretty nice representation of Taylor's various phases, from country-pop, cottage core and synth pop. In the end, the best Track 1 went to Lavender Haze. What a start that is to Midnights.
Track 2 - "Cruel Summer", "cardigan" and "Sparks Fly", Once again, reps from Folklore and Speak Now. "Cardigan" put up a strong effort, but this was always going to be "Cruel Summer". A smash hit that was further fueled by The Eras Tour.
Track 3 - "gold rush", "Back To December" and "Style". Sensing a theme here, with.....once again representation from Speak Now and this time evermore. There were some surprising omissions ("Love Story"), but through this exercise I found Taylor's track 3s to be particularly strong. The best track 3 went to "Style". As I mentioned in the intro, "Blank Space" was a surprising omission, but "Style" is another perfect encapsulation of 1989.
Track 4 - "exile", "'tis the damn season" and "Don't Blame Me". I really tried to balance this out, I swear...but again we see songs from folklore and evermore. This choice was perhaps fueled by its performance during The Eras Tour, but I went with "Don't Blame Me". Like with "Style", "Don't Blame Me" is a nice defining moment on Reputation.
Track 5 - "my tears ricochet", "tolerate it" and "Dear John". Some controversy...you might wonder 'Hey, where's All Too Well?'. I made the choice to omit the standard version of "All Too Well" given that (spoiler) All Too Well (10 minute Version) is going to make this list. With that being said, the best track 5 for me was "my tears ricochet".
Track 6 - "But Daddy I Love Him", "I Think He Knows", "You Belong With Me". Through my judging of these tracks, I often surprised myself. That's certianly true here, with "I Think He Knows" making the final 3 over something like "mirrorball". Part of that may have been trying to balance this out through her discography. I went with "But Daddy I Love Him", a bit of a throwback sounding song from her country roots on The Tortured Poets Department.
Track 7 - "Miss Americana & the Heartbreak Prince", "The Story Of Us" and "happiness". Some more surprises, with Americana making a strong showing, while tracks like "I Almost Do" and "seven" not making this final 3. I ended up going with "Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince", such a deep song when you fully take it in.
Track 8 - There were some surprises among the top 3, with Lover's "Paper Rings" and Fearless's "Tell Me Why". But the top track here is obvious with folklore's "August". Just simply no denying it.
Track 9 - The top 3 here includes Speak Now's "Enchanted" and reputation's "Getaway Car". There was a bit of a surprising omission, with "this is me trying" not making the cut. Ultimately, debut gets on the board with "Should've Said No". Its going to be fascinating to see how this sounds whenever we get debut tv.
Track 10 - The contenders include TTPD's "Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me?" and evermore's "ivy", but the top track goes to Lover's "Death By A Thousand Cuts". While DBATC gets enhanced with the acoustic "Live From Paris" version, the original studio recording is still top-tier.
Track 11 - This was a fairly wide open field, with the contenders being debut's "Our Song" and evermore's "cowboy like me". I found the best Track 11 to be Red's "Holy Ground". Perhaps a bit of a surprising result.
Track 12 - "Haunted" not making this top 3 surprised me. Included in the top 3 were Red's "Sad Beautiful Tragic" and TTPD's "LOML", but #1 went to reputation's "Dress". A new kind of sound we hadn't really heard before reputation.
Track 13 - A really strong 3, including Lover's "False God" and Speak Now's "Last Kiss". The top track is one I've come full circle on form when it first came out, 1989's "Clean". A beautiful and powerful message.
Track 14 - The top 3 includes TTPD's "The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived" and reputation's "Call It What You Want". Showing just how strong her song catalog is, "betty" is missing from this top 3, as the top spot goes to Speak Now's "Long Live". This is such a definitive song for Taylor Swift.
Track 15 - The contenders are reputation's "New Year's Day" and 1989's "You Are In Love", but the title track "evermore" comes out on top. This track means so much, with its imagery and breakdown bridge featuring bon iver.
Track 16 - The top tracks include TTPD's "Clara Bow" and evermore's "right where you left me", but the top track 16 was Red's "Begin Again". A very underrated track.
Track 17 - Honorable mentions were Red's "The Moment I Knew" and Midnight's "High Infidelity" (a surprise for me), but TTPD's "The Black Dog" takes the prize . What a strong way to start off The Anthology portion of TTPD.
Track 18 - Contenders included Midnight's "Glitch" and Red's "Come Back...Be Here", but the win goes to Lover's "Daylight". That's a perfect closing track on Lover.
Track 19 - 1989's "Now That We Don't Talk" and Speak Now's "I Can See You" are very strong tracks, but there's no doubt with Midnight's "Would've Could've Should've". Such a powerful song as we see Taylor looking into past wounds.
Track 20 - Red's "State Of Grace (Acoustic)" made a strong push, but the edge went to Speak Now's "Castles Crumbling". Hayley Williams' vocals blend and mesh really well with Taylor's.
Track 21 - Fearless's "You All Over Me" and Midnight's "Hits Different" (was a bit tricky to figure out where to place that) are worthy tracks, but 1989's "Is It Over Now?" is such an iconic vault track.
Track 22 - Speak Now's "Timeless" and Fearless's "Mr Perfectly Fine" were contenders, but the top track went to Red's "Better Man". As you'll see, Red just has such a strong run of vault tracks.
Track 23 - Fearless's "We Were Happy" and TTPD's "I Hate It Here" were runner-ups, but the prize goes to once again Red with "Nothing New". Another strong feaature, this time with Phoebe Bridgers.
Track 24 - Now we're getting down to just 3 tracks going against each other. A surprising, but fun diss track, TTPD's "thanK you aImEe" takes the cake.
Track 25 - Its a track that I wish was longer, TTPD's "I Look In People's Windows" takes 1st place.
Track 26 - Red's "I Bet You Think About Me" is a strong vault track, but TTPD's "The Prophecy" takes this. Taylor's writing game was out of this world.
Track 27 - Red's "Forever Winter" takes this over TTPD's "Cassandra".
Track 28 - TTPD's "Peter" gets this one.
Track 29 - TTPD's "The Bolter" takes this over Red's "The Very First Night".
Track 30 - This is pretty open and shut, Red's "All Too Well (10 minute)". Perhaps Taylor's top song, with how it builds on itself.
Track 31 - A special asterisk for this goes to Midnight's "You're Losing Me". It was a bit of a puzzle finding a place for this.
Track 32 - Really no competition here, with TTPD's "The Manuscript" standing alone.
(Here's the playlist for my top tracks...essentially the perfect Taylor Swift album)
1) Lavender Haze (Midnights)
2) Cruel Summer (Lover)
3) Style (1989)
4) Don't Blame Me (Reputation)
5) my tears ricochet (folklore)
6) But Daddy I Love Him (TTPD)
7) Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince (Lover)
8) august (folklore)
9) Should've Said No (Taylor Swift)
10) Death By A Thousand Cuts (Lover)
11) Holy Ground (Red)
12) Dress (Reputation)
13) Clean (1989)
14) Long Live (Speak Now)
15) evermore (evermore)
16) Begin Again (Red)
17) The Black Dog (TTPD)
18) Daylight (Lover)
19) Would've...Could've...Should've (Midnights)
20) Castles Crumbling ft/ Hayley Williams (Speak Now)
21) Is It Over Now? (1989)
22) Better Man (Red)
23) Nothing New ft/ Phoebe Bridgers (Red)
24) thanK you AiMee (TTPD)
25) I Look In People's Windows (TTPD)
26) The Prophecy (TTPD)
27) Forever Winter (Red)
28) Peter (TTPD)
29) The Bolter (TTPD)
30) All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Red)
31) You're Losing Me (Midnights)
32) The Manuscript (TTPD)
2024: 2nd AP All-American/3rd All-BIG 10, 45tckls.10.5TFLs, 5scks, 4PBUs, 2FFs
combine: 4.95s 40,
strengths: Versatility to play up & down the line in odd or even fronts. Punch is quick, powerful & efficient to stall the block. Capable as a block collector to keep his LB clean. Uses arm-over or rip move to penetrate the gap. Creates rush momentum to roll downhill once he hits an edge.
weaknesses: Gets caught behind lateral blocks when he shouldn't. Inconsistent to finish his plays after gaining an advantage. Rush is linear with a lack of upper-body turn to flip edges. Footwork becomes too static, prevents secondary rush. Pad level and agility issues create missed tackles in tight quarters.
grade: 6.38 (Will eventually become a plus starter)
comp: Daquan Jones
2024: 3rd All-BIG 10, 73%, 40,010yds, 35TDs/10INTs, 105att/226yds/7TDs
combine: 31.5"vert, 9'4"broad
strengths: Can work off-platform with relative ease & efficiency. Throws from a grounded base with good mechanics and repeatable delivery. Able to buy time for routes to develop when pressured. Has poise, accuracy & touch to beat a blitzing defense. Uses legs on zone-read and for short-yardage carries.
weaknesses: Can be mechanical & predictable from the pocket. Will struggle to beat NFL corners when throwing outside the numbers or into tight windows. Not enough eye manipulation to keep defenders guessing. Had some contested throws bailed out by WR's ball skills.
grade: 5.90 (Average backup/Special Teamer)
comp: Blake Bortles
2024: 3rd All-SEC, 37ckls, 1.5scks, 1FR, 2PBUs
combine: 25"vert, 8'8"broad
strengths: Can overwhelm opponents with physical traits. Firm edge-setter when bumped out to 5-technique. Pries open pathways to the pocket when finding proper arm extension. Athletic feet create rush opportunities across the gaps.
weaknesses: High center of gravity makes anchoring & leveraging gaps an issue. Has trouble staying on balance and on his feet at times. Sub par conditioning leads to his motor gassing out. Below-average leg bend limits power potential as a bull-rusher.
grade: 6.20 (Will eventually become an average starter)
comp: Jordan Phillips